Zodiac Adventures as Animals
1 The Beginning
One very nice, beautiful Fall day Andrew and Nick were having a conversation about nouns and verbs. "Is cars a verb?" Andrew said. "No," Nick said. "Cars are nouns not verbs, Andrew," Teddy said. "Guys!!" Andrew said as he put down a paper he was holding. "What?" Teddy and Nick said in unison. "N-Nothing," Andrew stammered. Nick's Phone started ringing. "Yo," Nick said into the Phone. During Nick's Phone conversation, Andrew asked, "What are you doing?" As Nick put down his Phone he said, "Calling someone," As Andrew hit his hand on his face he said, "You don't have a Phone Nick," "LOL!" Teddy yelled. "G-Guys, s-stop!" Nick stammered. As Justin came in the scene he said, "What's going on?" "Nick is "calling" someone on his "Phone"," Andrew said "LOL!" Justin yelled. "It's soooo funny!" Andrew said. Nick threw his Phone at Andrew as he said, "Ouch!" Teddy freaked out and said, "That Phone was real?!" "Yep," Nick said. Teddy was speechless at Nick. All of a sudden Justin looked up and said, "What's that?" A UFO came out of the clouds as Justin yelled, "UFO!!!" Everyone ran around flailing their arms and yelling, "AHHH!" Then the UFO crashed about 20 yards away. As they checked it out, a being walked away from the shattered glass shield. "Oooh," Andrew said. A stick man walked out saying, "Who are you?" "I'm Andrew," Andrew said. "I'm Nick," Nick said. "I'm Teddy," Teddy said. "I'm Henry Stickman," said the figure. "Whoa," Andrew said. "I know you," "No, you don't Andrew, I don't know you," said Henry. "Well, I definitely don't know you," Teddy said. As Henry looked at his watch he said, "I've got to go somewhere," The three friends bid him goodbye as he left. They watched as he walked and vanished over the horizon. "What a nice guy!" said Teddy. "I would agree," said Nick. "I know him! How does he not know me!" Andrew said. "Bro, calm it. Just because he doesn't know you doesn't mean you should freak out about it," Nick said. "But-But," Andrew stammered. "No "buts" he clearly doesn't know you," Nick Interrupted. Andrew sighed, "Ok, just because he doesn't know me doesn't mean I have to freak out," Andrew said. "That's the thing," Nick said.
2 The Shadow
While staring at the horizon a mysterious creature appeared behind Andrew and said in a raspy voice, "Hello." Andrew turned around and screamed at the creature. "What?" the creature said. "Who and what are you?" Teddy asked the creature. "It's a secret, it's none of your business," the creature said. The creature looked at its watch and it said, 5:08. "Goodbye," it said as it became night. The sun went down and the moon came up, the stars twinkled in the night sky. "Where is it?" Andrew asked. "It's too dark," Teddy said. A few hours later, "Wait," Teddy said as he reached into his pocket. "BOOM!" he said as he pulled out FlashBeacon®, a flashlight made by the company, Volks Co. "It's too bright," said Andrew as the light shined in his face. "I know!" said Teddy. He searched the area with the light. "Where is it?" he said as he put down the light. "Why is it called it?" Andrew asked. "I don't know. It's gender is unknown," Teddy said. "Wait, where's Nick?" Andrew said. The two both gasped in unison, shocked. Andrew looked at his watch. It read, 11:05. "We'll wait until morning. We'll search for him at the crack of dawn," Andrew said. They searched for supplies and materials to build and sleep in a shelter. It took at least 30 minutes to find, gather, and build their shelter. They made sure it didn't collapse and kill them by making the structure sturdy. As they worked they thought in their minds, "Who is the Shadow?" "Where is Nick?" "Is this real?" Andrew was more surprised about the outline of the shadow. It had the outline of him, a fox, which made him shudder that it could be a friend, a family member, a stranger, or even someone that he used to know! Teddy was worried about Andrew because of the face he made while working. After working they rested and talked about what happened and made theories about The Shadow. "So The Shadow is not seen at night, but it can be seen during the day?" Teddy said. "How can a shadow be seen during the day? It was a bit smaller than me and it was a black figure standing up," Andrew said. "What about The Shadows gender? Is it a boy or girl?" Teddy said. "It had a raspy voice when it spoke to us. We can't really tell by the tone of his or her voice," Andrew said. "It looked like you though, it's like a dark, raspy, parallel version of you," Teddy said.
3 The Revelation
In an abAlexned storage facility about 1 mile off the coast in the Moab Desert, Nick sat in a silver chair with a chain tied from the floor to his neck. "W-Where am I?" Nick stammered as he woke up. "In a storage facility abAlexned by Volks Co.," said an unknown figure. "W-Who are you?" Nick said. "My name's Taylor," said the figure. "Like Taylor Swift?" Nick asked. "What? No! I'm not Taylor Swift," said Taylor. "I was the "shadow" you guys saw a few hours ago," Taylor said. "What do you want with me, Taylor?" Nick asked. "Nothing," Taylor responded.
"I'm so exhausted!" Andrew said between pants as they walked. "I know me too," Teddy said. "Where on Zodiac Island are you Nick?" Andrew said. "Maybe he's in a storage facility," Teddy insisted. "Don't be silly Teddy, there are no storage facilities on Zodiac Island," Andrew said. "Fine," Teddy said. "Anyways I've heard tales of an island of the coast off Nick and Camila county," Andrew said. "Me to!" Teddy shouted. "I think the original founder of the island ran off there. Hurricane JUSTIN smashed directly through there," Andrew said. "Yeah, I hope that guys alright," Teddy said.
"Can you let me go, please?" Nick asked. "No," Taylor said. "Why won't you let me go?" Nick asked. "Since I want to own Zodiac Island, I want to fight for it," Taylor explained. "But, why?" Nick asked "Shh! Stop asking questions, it's annoying," Taylor said. "If I win, you and your friends go to prison. If you win, you own the island and I won't bother you," Taylor explained. "Okay, where are they though?" Nick asked. "Using my updated ZodiDetecter® they are in Sophia county, heading southwest towards Sierra," Taylor said. "Updated ZodiDetector?" Nick said. "Yes, it just came out yesterday," Taylor said.
"Wanna tell jokes?" Andrew said. "Sure," Teddy said. "Knock, Knock," Andrew said. "Who's there?" Teddy asked. "Daisy!" Andrew said laughing. "Daisy, who?" Teddy asked. "Daisy me rollin' they hatin'!" Andrew referenced. "Is that from They see me rollin'?" Teddy asked. "Yes," Andrew responded. Andrew's Phone beeped. "2 miles until Sierra," Andrew read. "Finally!" Teddy screeched. "When we get there, we'll rent a car to drive to Sansarea," Andrew explained. "Got it!" Teddy said.
"You stay here and don't move!" Taylor shouted. "I'm going to Psalmsville to get some fresh fruit," Taylor explained. "O-Okay," Nick stammered. As Taylor left Nick said to himself, "If Andrew saw her he would probably start having a crush on her. Depends, The Battle will decide it all." "Jeez, that guy is so annoying. I wish I put a gag on his mouth to shut him up," Taylor said aloud. Later, Taylor reached Psalmsville. "Ok, what delicious fruit should I devour today?" Taylor asked herself. There were apples, oranges, bananas and any fruit you can think of! "Maybe I should get some pomegranate , some pineapple, and some dragon fruit. Mmmm, yum!" Taylor said to herself. "Where's my Phone?" Nick asked as he checked his pockets. "Here it is!" Nick said. He texted Taylor and said, "can u get me some cooked rabbit 4 me pls?" "Fine, you'll have your dumb rabbit," Taylor texted back. "Man I hate Pie Messages! Freddy Fazville really wanted some Phones," Taylor said. "Wait, I can try to text Teddy and Andrew!" Nick said. "Guys where r u?" he texted. No answer. "What can they be doing right now? Going on roller coasters in Sierra?" Nick asked himself.
4 The Scan
As Andrew watched his ZodiDetector for Zodiac people (Nick and others) all he got was him and Teddy. "Put down that machine and look up," Teddy commanded. "What? Why? Whoa!" Andrew said. "Sierra," they said in unison as they ran toward the brightly colored city. "Let's rent a hotel room. I heard for 1 day hotel rents are free!" Andrew said. "Then tomorrow we can rent our car!" Teddy said. "Yeah!" they said in unison. They rented their hotel room in a hotel called "Sierra Bovite" "Okay we've rented our room. Now, let's sleep in a comfy bed," Andrew said. "Ahhhhh," they both said as they jumped on their beds. "This is the life!" Teddy said. Andrew ZodiDetector went "Beep, Beep" and started blinking very quickly. Both stood up quickly on their beds and ran downstairs. "There's a Zodiac member right underneath us?!" Andrew shouted. "I guess," Teddy said. They knocked on the door. A penguin waddled out and said, "Hello!" "What are you names?" the penguin asked. "I'm Andrew and he's Teddy," Andrew said. "I'm Alejandro. Nice to meet you!" Alejandro said. "Hello Alejandro," Andrew and Teddy said. "Oh, please call me Alex for short," Alex said. "Okay, Alex," Andrew and Teddy said. "Say, were on a journey to find our friend Nick, and we want to ask if you want to join us," Andrew said. "Sure! I'd love to," Alex said with a smile. "What are your plans?" Alex asked. " Tomorrow we're going to rent a car and head to Sans Area," Andrew explained.
As Taylor headed back with the delicious food from the markets of Psalmsville, Nick tried to free himself. When Taylor got back she said, "Stop trying to escape, it won't work. That chain is the strongest chain made by Volks Co." "When I'm out of here, you're gonna get it!!" Nick yelled at Taylor. "Do you want me to tell you why I took you," Taylor said. "Ummm…" Nick said. "I took you because I was told to take you by my boss, Boss Boss," Taylor said. "Boss Boss? What kind of name is that?" Nick said. "It's a mystery about his name. He said he plans to go on a business trip to Gravity Fails," Taylor said. "I hope to meet him there tomorrow," Taylor added.
The next day, Andrew ,Teddy ,and Alex went to the car dealer in Sierra. "This car is a beauty," Teddy said as he got in the car. "Off to Sansarea we go!" Andrew exclaimed. On the way there, Teddy spotted a McDavid's. "Can stop at McDavid's to eat, Andrew?" Teddy asked. "Okay, I heard these are the best burgers in the world," Andrew said. They parked in the parking lot, went inside, ordered, and ate. "Mmmm. These are the best burgers in the world!" Teddy said. "Hello," a rabbit said as he approached them. "Hello, who are you?" Andrew asked the rabbit. "Name's Austin, I overheard your mission and I want in," Austin said. "Okay, you're in," Andrew said. "Sweet!" Austin said. They got in the car and got to Sansarea in 4 hours. "Where are you guys from?" Austin asked. "I'm from Preposition. You know, the southernmost city in Zodiac Island," Teddy said. "I'm from the capital, Zodiac. Best place in the Island," Andrew said. "I'm from Gravity Fails," Alex said. "Gravity Fails? I've met lots of people that live there," Austin said. "Any gravity disturbances?" Andrew asked. "12 has happened in my lifetime. One time, Turnbly Falls splashed on my house!" Alex said. "What about Mountain City? Don't cities that are close to the Gravity Mountains get gravity disturbances?" Teddy asked. "I've traveled to Mountain City before. I was in a movie theater when it happened," Alex said. "How long until we get to Sans Area?" Teddy asked. "2 hours," Andrew said. "Austin, where are you from?" Andrew asked Austin. "I'm from Cross Bridge," Austin said. "Cross Bridge?!" Andrew, Teddy, and Alex said. "Cross Bridge was nearly destroyed from Hurricane Justin! How did you survive?" Andrew asked. "Simple. I ran!" Austin said. " Wow, you're so brave!" Alex said. "But, it's impossible to outrun a category 5 hurricane," Andrew said. "I ran when I heard the news report from The Daily Mews," Austin said. "Isn't that a newspaper printed in Freddy Fazville?" Andrew asked. "It is, but they just set up a news station in Zodiac," Austin responded and explained. 2 hours later, they reached Sansarea.
5 The Skele-Bros
"Have any of you been to Freddy Fazville?" Andrew asked the group. "No," The group responded. "Me neither," Andrew said. The stopped as a skeleton in a blue jacket came up to the car. "Hello!" The skeleton said. "Hi, we would like to pass through the gates to get in," Andrew said. "Okay," the skeleton said. "Oh, by the way my name is Sans," Sans said. "My brother, Papyrus, is currently in the city," Sans said. "Nice to know that!" Andrew said sarcastically because who really cares? They passed through the city and continued on their way. They passed Paprea and kept on crossing between the borders of the provinces. They stopped at North Sound and visited the museum. "You know," Teddy said, "People have said that North Sound, Volks Town, Primea, and Quacker form a rhombus shape, and that there is a hidden secret in the middle." The others disregarded his crazy conspiracy and got back in the car. They then heard the car make an odd sound. "What is that sound?" Andrew asked. "Why does it sound like that skeleton from He-Man??" They heard it again, "NYEH HEH HEH, it's me,Papyrus!" said the skele-boy. "And now you have to fight me!" The group did not want to deal with this, so they just kept going until Papy fell of the car. "Is he still there?" Austin broke silence. "Nyeh heh aaaaaaaaaaaaa-" The skele-boi said while he fell. After about another hour, they reached Volks Town, but they went quickly to avoid talking to the people in their Volksian tongue. Volksian is just English but the characters are just Russian. The pronunciation is similar but some letters have a sharp accent that makes it hard to understand. "BLYAAAAT!" Andrew yelled at a citizen in Volks town. He made fun of their Russian-like alphabet. "Andrew! Why did you do that???" Teddy yelled at him. "Hei! Neva sei dat agen!" said the offended townsfolk. "BLYAAAAT YOUUUUU!!" Andrew responded with. They quickly left after all that. Imagine the trouble they got in.